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Key Medical Tests Obtained Pertaining to the YPGA Open’s Odds On Favorite

  • Writer: David Carney
    David Carney
  • May 4, 2018
  • 1 min read

The YPGA’s deep cover team has unearthed the recent x-rays from 2017 reigning YPGA Cup Champion, Paul “Snookie Pookie” Koch. As was reported by TMZ last week, rumors surfaced that Sir Koch was laboring from cracked ribs suffered during a kickball game. No, this was not during a “give back to the community effort” with a bunch of inner city kindergarteners, but rather during an adult kickball league. I guess not everyone can be expected to run to first base without tripping.

Our deep cover team has obtained copies of the x-ray reports the extent of the damage.

Our senior medical team has indicated the location of the broken ribs.

Paul’s scores pre-broken ribs: 78

Paul’s scores post-broken ribs: 98-95-93

It’s safe to say the field has just opened up. If you see Paul on the streets, feel free to give him an extra shot to the kidneys.

 
 
 

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